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A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:
"To you, my loving wife Jenny, who stood by me in rough times, I leave her the house and $2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin David, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will – well, you are wrong. Hi, Dave."
一名律师正在对在一个有钱人的遗嘱里有被提到的人,读出该遗嘱。
至在艰难的日子时帮助,支持我,钟爱的太太洁妮,我把屋子留给她以及两百万。
律师继续说:“至在我生病时照顾我,并帮我看管料理生意的女儿洁西卡,我把游艇留给她,还有我的生意,以及一百万。
最后,律师结尾说道:“以及,至不喜欢我,时常与我争论并认为我绝对不会在遗嘱里提到他的堂 / 表兄弟大卫 — 喔,你错了。嗨,大卫!”
词汇学习:
- will (多义词)遗嘱;意志
- stand by me 帮助,支持我(在我身旁)
- rough times 艰难的日子
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