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A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast duck.
The butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a roast duck from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast duck from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.
Several periods of time later, the butcher receives a mail and finds a bill from the lawyer in it: $100 for legal consultation.
一条律师的狗,没被皮带束缚地跑着,直跑到一家肉店然后偷了一只烤鸭。
肉店老板去了律师的办公室然后问道:“如果有一条没被皮带束缚的狗从我的店里偷走了一只烤鸭,我有权利向狗主要求该肉的付款吗?”
律师回答道:“一点也不错。”
“那你欠我 $8.50. 你的狗未予束縛,今天从我这儿偷走了一只烤鸭。
律师一话不说,写了一张 $8.50 的支票给肉店老板。
过了一些时候,肉店老板收到了一封邮件,里面有着那律师的账单,写着:法律 咨询费 - $100.
词汇学习:
1. unleashed 没被皮带束缚
2. butcher shop 肉店
3. butcher 肉店老板
4. roast duck 烤鸭
5. have a right 有权利
6. without a word 一话不说
7. legal consultation 法律咨询
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